After a quick Google, I have realised, I am now officially middle-aged. Middle age is defined between the ages of 45-65.
I have recently turned 45. Glorious middle-age (not) when your life turns to boring things, like planning for retirement, dying, mitigating IHT and a slowing metabolism.
You can no longer drink a bottle of wine a night, have a Chinese takeaway, drink 6 lattes and eat many packets of Maltesers and remain thin. No it is gym all the way – it is being vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, plastic-free in 2019.
In my regular column, I will be bringing you the antidote to the young (millennial) blog. Make way for extreme grumpiness and issues that effect middle aged people! Mostly involving tax and SUVs.